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Oh, there was Harbaugh.If there were any fears that the first full year without Steve Spurrier would lead to a drop-off in great quotes, that was quickly put to rest. So grab a glass of whole milk, put on your Woody Hayes/Michael Douglas in Falling Down/Malcolm X tribute glasses and enjoy the best one-liners of the season.Jim Harbaugh on ...His state of mind Not crazy.Enemies and jive turkeys A lot of this [Harbaugh to NFL] talk is coming from our enemies. They like to tell that to the recruits and to their families and try to manipulate them into going to some other school besides Michigan, but we know them as jive turkeys.?The refs in the Ohio State game If you throw a hat, if you throw your script toward your sideline, thats a penalty? The lineman said, It is in basketball. I said, This isnt basketball. He told me that he officiates basketball. I dont know the relevance. He said it would have been a technical in basketball.His teams health We had some sickly youngsters last week. Weve got to build some immune systems -- more pushups, more whole milk.His new glasses This style in particular is a tip of the cap, a nod to Woody Hayes, to Michael Douglas in the movie Falling Down and also to Malcolm X, in honor of those three men.His time on a high school chain gang They needed a guy, and I was promised a tri-tip steak sandwich at halftime. That was all I needed to hear.The Tao of Mike Gundys mulletBilly Ray Cyrus ... Coach Gundy rockin the mullet? Yeah, shows class -- and brass!Oklahoma State DC Glenn Spencer ... I just love looking at it every day. Its one of the highlights of my day to see where its coming down his neck and touching his collar and how its below the collar.Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield ... Its ferocious. Its very dirty. Youve got to respect that hes rocking it.Oklahoma State TE Zac Veatch ... I thought, Well, maybe he hasnt gotten a haircut in a while. That was the last I saw of it all summer. Then he comes in for preseason camp and Im thinking, Thats a mullet. Thats a full-blown mullet. Thats not a mistake. Thats mullet.Guarantees gone wrongBasically, this guy should stop talking I think they have a really basic defense. I think we can go out there, Baker, him, hell light them up. Im really looking forward to it. If my numbers called, I think I can do the same. -- Oklahoma freshman QB Austin Kendall before losing 45-24 to Ohio StateCoach Stoops, your thoughts? Ridiculous comments. I dont know what he couldve been watching.Champions of making Florida look bad Nobody has ever seen a duck pull a truck. Florida Gators are going to win, simple as that. Thats it on that. Any other questions? -- Florida CB Quincy Wilson before Tennessee beat the Gators 38-28Its as simple as this: Tennessee plays Florida every year -- either in Gainesville or in Knoxville -- and at Florida, we win. At the end of the day, the University of Florrida is going to beat the University of Tennessee.dddddddddddd Thats the culture, thats history. Thats whats going to happen. Some things just continue to take place, and one of those things is the University of Florida beats the University of Tennessee in football. -- Florida CB Teez TaborWell, the defense did play well, I suppose I really see us dominating this offense. I really see us dominating this team. -- LSUs Dwayne Thomas before losing 10-0 to AlabamaBest of the restThis is what $20,000 worth of a ref rant sounds like But your cake lost to Kansas I baked the cake at Texas. 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